Downtown South Charleston, West Virginia: where the locals let their Great Danes do what they do best right there on the lawn…and walk away. Pheww-www. Gross. But true….
…an Indian Mound…. First, add two sets of steps spiraling up the flanks. Then, add a circular walkway on the top. After all, it’s a circular mound (now anyway). Then add a bench facing directly up the main street that’s perpendicular to the river. Then, since many bench-occupiers are piglets (some with lipstick), add not one but two trash containers.
Finally, stand back and admire your municipal pi__-marks.