Virtually clog free!


I can imagine the sales meetings that developed these promotional motifs….

Over at American Standard, they said, geeze, how can we convey superior flushing power? Yeah, without being gross. Well, hmm. Let’s hit the links and discuss this further…. Later, at the Nineteenth Hole, over the third drink: hey, clog-free, hey, golf balls. Tada!

Meanwhile, over at Kohler, they stayed in-doors, and imagined the McMansion, or more modest installation, where many toilets are in rooms attached to bedrooms rather than down the hallway, so they’re not all that far from, well, you get the idea, and quiet is important….

And you choose…?


  1. Maquis says:

    Who would eat a bucket of golf balls?

  2. Sammy says:

    I admit they’ve never been one of my cravings….