The more I think about it, the more I think I’d better go back and get a sample of the one on the left: the post modern* classic pale ale (product of Scotland).
It just plain sounds interesting.
Regarding the one on the right, do you really want to drink a physic for fun? For a whole evening? It sure might make you a whole lot more than laid back!
BTW, speaking of sounds right, I realized today that if I had the barest smidgeon (and a bit more) of musical talent, I’d think about starting a band just so I could call it Uktena.
* Postmodernism is not one of my favorites….