That is a fake rock. And that is not fake news. It’s the truth.
Wind and rain the last few days have brought down so much organic detritus…including these glorious, red petals. Sorry, camellia.
Meanwhile (I would have written that before Colbert), I am discombobulated as per usual from the time change. The light outside and the clocks do not match, my spidey-sense declares vehemently.