This household needs an executive assistant—part-time, at least. Would help if s/he did windows,* too! (the glass ones, not the MS kind…).
* The only time I ever volunteered to do windows was on a small sailboat with about two square feet of them…. As it ended up, I never did the windows, but I did get sea legs(? wobbly, anyway) when I disembarked! The first-and-only time—of course, it still is the only time I stayed on a small vessel overnight—and geeze, was that weird!