Thursday, 3 January 2008
Deep within the text I found a couple of jokes (adapted by me):
Hey, have a raisin.
No, thanks. I don’t like wine in pills.
That cracked me up. Here’s another:
Monsieur (said an old marquise to me one day), which do you prefer: Burgundy or Bordeaux?
Madame (I replied), I have such a passion for contemplating this matter that I always postpone the decision for a week!