Designer grass

It was the Botanist’s position that when plants were bred to have variegated leaves, well, this was “frustrating the plant.” By reducing the chlorophyll (and not the leaf area or plant size).

Hosta bicolor leaves

No doubt I have already mentioned this. You get a redux because the other thing I was thinking about was retirement strategies and RMD*s.

* RMD = required minimum distribution. Applies to IRAs. You probably DO NOT want to know.